Weak One

.....I mean "Week One"

I've lost 3.5 pounds in my first week on Weight Watchers. I'm not going to the meetings, so I hope my motivation stays high!

I told a lady at my work to praise me every time she sees me eating healthy. That way, she will be my accountability partner!

"What if I see you eating badly?" she asked.

I slammed the door in her face.

Dieting makes me cranky.